Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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