Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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