i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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