If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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