Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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