Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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