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(413): View more from Massachusetts

no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!

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(248): View more from Michigan

It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area

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(630): View more from Illinois

if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems

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(770): View more from Georgia

his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

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(443): View more from Maryland

Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.

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(916): View more from California

She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.

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(206): View more from Washington

I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day

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(253): View more from Washington

Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?

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