Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The beer is more important than you right now.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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