Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My dick has a subreddit
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize