Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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