North Korea, Best Korea!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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