i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Couch. On fire.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
