i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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