i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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