he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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