I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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