the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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