She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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