She's JV to your varsity
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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