Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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