Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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