Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i already hear my dad disowning me
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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