she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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