its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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