Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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