And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize