last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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