My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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