We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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