Me. At least after what I've been through.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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