Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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