you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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