so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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