I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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