Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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