i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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