i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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