Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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