no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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