I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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