i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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