Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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