So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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