I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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