just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
it glows. i had to have it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
this hospital has no fireball
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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