I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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