Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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