he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
