That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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