I cannot find my penis.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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