Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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