just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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