I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
