how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
