New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
