At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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