Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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