I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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