remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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