I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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