Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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